"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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