Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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