She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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