its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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