i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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