This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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