Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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