ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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