this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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