I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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