Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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