I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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