And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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