Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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