I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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