Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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