I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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