That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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