In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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