No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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