You're so nebulous sometimes
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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