My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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