You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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