Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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