In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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