I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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