I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can Purell be used as lube?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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