All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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