I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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