Yo dont text me then not text me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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