That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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