I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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