she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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