C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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