im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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