he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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