this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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