We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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