do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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