Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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