one two three fourrrrnication!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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