She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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