How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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