Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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