Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Drunk is a universal language darling
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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