Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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