so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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