Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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