Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think my vagina is haunted
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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