This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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