If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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