it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Found the puke drawer
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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