coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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