real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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