so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We got so high we made milksteak
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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