Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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