i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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